The New York City Bartender's Joke Book by Jimmy Pritchard

Author:Jimmy Pritchard [PRITCHARD, JIMMY]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780446551052
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Published: 2010-03-27T04:00:00+00:00

Why did the blonde get fired from the

M&M’s factory?

She kept throwing out the W’s.

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So brunettes can remember them.

The bar is three deep, I’m in the weeds, and Jill, my partner at the time, strolls over to me as if we’re alone and tells me this joke, yelling the punch line at the top of her lungs. Needless to say, no one got a drink for the next ten minutes, we were laughing so hard!

Two nuns are driving down the road. They turn a corner and see a naked man standing in the middle of the road. The nun that’s driving steps on the brakes and the car stops in front of the guy. She beeps the horn a little but the man doesn’t move. She beeps a little longer and the guy still doesn’t move. She leans on the horn and the guy doesn’t even blink.

“What should I do?” she asks the nun in the passenger seat.

“Why don’t you show him your cross?” the other nun replies.

The nun rolls down her window, sticks her head out and yells angrily, “Get the fuck out of the road!”

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